Ya know.. .I am a little urked about this one.. .No really...
First off, its pretty obvious someone doesn't know the difference between Hate-Sex or Angry Sex and rape. Basically the artle was centered around a listing of conservative women they would like to "hate fuck". Now.. Had they done their homework, they would know that Hate fucking is not Rape.. It's angry sex where you get your aggressions out. Specifically, if you wanted to know what that is, it's also called grunge fucking.. and to be perfectly clear, Urban Dictionary (yeah, the real authority on these new phrases) http://bit.ly/2v7n2O "The act of fucking a person that you despise. Such an act is typically characterized by name calling, roughness, and immediate departure after the act." Just to be clear.. I don't want people to think that i'm justifying rape, or even furthering it.
Essentially, Megyn Kelly needs to get off her high horse and be happy she actually made a list of names that didn't include the word 'ignorant' in the title. Sorry, I used to watch fox/faux news. I did. But The morning show people are just horrible.. while the news may be fair, it's heavily opinionated.. not even to the credit of the station's political affiliation, i mean, it is personal opinions, which I've found, to be horribly mis-guided and seeded in cultish religions. I expect Tom Cruise to be the next reporter there doing the weather. Honestly, I'd rather watch CNN, and ignore anything political.
But thats not the real thing that pisses me off. Someone linked the story in twitter, to which, i had to read it, and then i replied to it. Apparently, CityPages blogger didn't like my reply. No biggie, no worries, I'll put it here.. because thats the power of the Internet. I think the overall concept of the playboy story was to basically say, 'these chicks needed a good banging.. and the author would do it if he had the chance' And I credited the concept to this video here.. from Manswers: http://bit.ly/avHWP (updated the link) basically, how to de-bitch a woman.
Time to get with the times. My advice to Megyn,
1. Learn how to spell your name. Your name does not have to identify you as a beautiful unique person. You are not. You may have been at one time.. but years of conservative thinking has turned you into a frosty beyotch. Time to change your name to something that stands out AND describes you. I'm thinking something like Beaula as in Beaula Ball Breaker...
2. There was a concept back in the early days of journalism called 'looking up the sources' You need to try this out. You'd find out that hate fucking is not rape. Luckily, I did the work for you. This will keep you from looking like a dumbass. I put your response up there with Gretchin Carlson's response to the Lindsey Lohan date video you called horrible and demeaning to women.. before you figured out it was posted on a humor site "FUNNY OR DIE". Yeah, do your own homework, or fire the people that do it for you.. either way, it's not getting done. Kapeesh?
3. Lastly, learn to laugh at yourself a bit, and take critisism with a grain of salt. Really, lighten up. You have a stick up your ass, dislodge it.
Sincerly
~Doc
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