by DocNasty
31. August 2009 20:56
So, they announced today that Marvel is going to be bought by Disney for 4B Dollars. And then my brain started into high gear. So, i had to make a list.
1. What will the Hannah Montana / Hulk Crossover look like?
2. Will the next 'I'm a Marvel, I'm a DC have Wolverine in Mousketeer ears?
3. Toy Story 5 featuring Deadpool is going to freakin RAWK (Take that buzz lightyear, he has swords in his hands, and guns..)
4. Will they tone down the Bewbage on Marvel Comics.. Double D's in Zero G's made Marvel..
5. Again with costumes, are they going to change the skin tight spandex with thick wool sweaters? We gotta keep the Nipples.
6. Who wants to see the Lobo vs. Disney Land cross over where he kills everything in the park.
7. XMen 5 when Mickey brokers a truce and it ends in a group hug.
8. Minnie Mouse vs. CatWoman (You were thinking the same thing, right??)
9. BatMan is now the Knight of insuffient light.. instead of the Dark Knight.
10. Bizzaro Superman is granted handicap status because of Disneys strict PC Policy.
This is all thats on my mind right now.. but i'm sure there will be more as i think.. this is just whats immediately on my mind. Here's a link to the whole story tho..
http://bit.ly/5sthv
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